A responsible applicant?

Employer:’in this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant:”I’m in the one you want. On my last job ,every time anything go wrong, they said I was responsible.”
A very Powerfull Pill
Tom had a problem with getting up early in the morning and was always late of work. One day his boss got mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it . so Tom went to his doctor ,who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and ,in fact ,woke up almost two hours before his alarm rang. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. “Boss,” he said.” The pill actually worked!””That’s all fine,” said the boss,”But where were you yesterday?”